Wednesday, April 8, 2015

10 Things Only Utahns Have to Deal With

1. Polygamy Jokes

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It never gets old, until it's been 125 years since the practice was renounced. Then it's officially old. 

2. Bipolar Weather

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Just when you thought it was safe to wear shorts: BOOM. Three inches of snow. 

3. MLM Schemes

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Find me a person who hasn't been approached about being part of a new multi-level marketing scheme and I'll show you a NEW LEAD! 

4. Spelling Completely Common Names

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"That's Pmichelle. With a silent 'p'" 

5. Missionary Homecomings

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It's all hugs and kisses until they're blocking the luggage carousel at SLC International. 

6. Tailgaters

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According to Utah’s Department of Public Safety, rear-end collisions are the most common automotive accident in Utah. A little space, Beehive State? 

7. No Shopping on Sundays

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Hungry on Sunday? Hope you like Maverick hot dogs, because that's basically all that's open. 

8. Pioneer Everything

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Sure, pioneers settled Utah, but when you moved here last year, you probably don't care. 

9. City Name-Butchering

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That's not how you say Tooele. And that's DEFINITELY not how you say Duchesne. 

10. General Conference Traffic

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Mormons: The only people who listen to eight hours of sermons on being Christlike and then cut you off on their way home. 

Wednesday, April 1, 2015

22 Things You May Not Have Know About Utah

Here is a slightly edited version of what Matador Network recently posted, 22 Reasons Why Utah is the Most Underrated State in the US.

1. There are 5 (5!) national parks.

Most states average just 1.18 national parks each, but Utah has five — which shows just how remarkable its landscapes, flora and fauna are.

2. Utah gave the vote to women half a century before the rest of the country did.

It took over 70 years, from the birth of the national movement for woman suffrage in 1848 to the signing of the 19th Amendment, for American women to get the universal right to vote. But in 1870 — 50 years before the US Constitution was amended — Utah granted its female citizens this right. That's right, girl power!

3. It’s home to the heaviest known organism in the world.

Spread over 106 acres, Pando (aka The Trembling Giant) is a male quaking aspen tree that comprises an entire forest. It’s believed that the tree is 80,000 years old, although there are other theories that place it closer to a million years old. And as a whole, the entity is estimated to weigh around 13 million pounds.

4. It has the first (and only) ski-in / ski-out distillery in the world.

Once your legs are shot from all that epic Utah pow, you can slide down the slopes to Park City’s High West Distillery & Saloon for a tasting session of their local small-batch whiskey and other spirits.

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5. It hosts one of the world’s biggest Holi festivals.

One of the biggest festivals in the world, every year at the Sri Sri Radha Krishna Temple over 70,000 Mormons and hipsters, Hindus and hippies join together to dance and hug and throw colorful corn starch in the air. Not for me, but they seem to like it.

6. It’s home to the only warm water scuba spot in the continental Unites States.

And the 90-96 degree mineral water inside Homestead Crater is crystal clear and 65 feet deep.

7. On average, Utah has the tallest mountain peaks in the country.

“Utah is the rooftop of the United States,” writes Paula Huff in Hiking Utah’s Summits. Averaging the tallest peaks in each Utah county works out to 11,222 feet. The highest elevation in the state is King’s Peak, located in the Uinta Mountains in northeast Utah, at 13,528 feet. Eat it Colorado!

8. Park City hosts one of the biggest and most influential independent film fests out there.

Two hundred films are screened at Sundance Film Festival each winter, many of which will later go on to give you tons of indie street cred when you casually remark that you attended a Q&A with the director and cast back at Sundance years ago — you know, before the Oscar.

9. It has some of the sickest mountain biking on the planet.

And not just at Slickrock Trail, which draws huge crowds in Moab. Gooseberry Mesa in Hurricane has 14 miles of technical slickrock and singletrack, with none of the crowds. Plus, it has something else Moab doesn’t: mind-blowing views into Zion National Park.

Even Salt Lake City has over 150 miles of bike lanes, multi-use trails, shared lanes, and off-road tracks. And the entire city’s tourable along a 13.5-mile loop that goes through downtown, passes the farmer’s market, and hits tons of historical sites across the city.

10. Salt Lake City has one of the largest LGBT communities in the US.

SLC was the first in the state to pass anti-discrimination ordinances based on sexual orientation, and the LGBT community here is huge. The Pride Festival is one of the biggest events in the city and draws over 25,000 attendees.

11. The average depth of the Great Salt Lake is 13 feet.

It’s also 75 miles long and about 35 miles wide, making it bigger than the state of Delaware. And like the name suggests, it’s salty. This means floating in the Great Salt Lake is effortless fun.

12. The music scene is epic.

Salt Lake City’s the only big stop in the Intermountain West, which makes it a great spot for music by default. But in addition to that, SLC’s music scene is boosted by a huge pool of regional talent including Neon Trees, The Used, and Imagine Dragons.

Even the SLC Arts Council’s has gotten in on the action by offering concerts downtown in the park — and with bands you’d actually pay more than $5 to see. The Black Keys, MGMT, Bon Iver, Sonic Youth, and the Empire of the Sun have all played in the park in recent years.

13. The powder here is different.

It’s more than just marketing hype. Most storms that hit Utah develop over the Pacific, then travel inland, losing moisture density as they go. After passing over the Great Salt Lake, they pick up speed and get colder and drier before spewing down all over the Wasatch. The effect is perfect for skiing: a nice dense base, topped with fluffy low-density powder. Science!

Pro tip: On average, April sees 6.7 feet of snowfall, making for phenomenal spring skiing.

14. Salt flat car racing is a thing.

The Bonneville Salt Flats spills out for miles in a radiant white carpet (in winter, when standing water collects on the salt pan, the effect is mirror-like). And for the past 100 years, the unique characteristics of this terrain have drawn speed enthusiasts seeking to test the limits of technology and human endurance. The first land speed record was set in Bonneville in 1914, and modern-day events like Speed Week and World of Speed continue to pit custom vehicle designs against the laws of physics on the long, flat salt plain.

15. It’s the home of the first KFC.

You’re welcome, world. Salt Lake City is the epicenter of the fast-foodification of Southern fried chicken, and the only place you can chow down on a KFC chicken buffet while sitting next to one of the colonel’s original white suits.

16. It has the densest concentration of Jurassic-era dinosaur fossils ever discovered.

At Cleveland-Lloyd Dinosaur Quarry, more than 12,000 bones — from at least 74 dinosaurs — have so far been excavated. One of the big mysteries of this ancient grave site is the presence of so many animals, and that around 75% of the bones found came from meat-eaters.

17. It’s one of the best places in the country to see ancient rock art.

Deep within the rugged Maze District of Canyonlands National Park, Horseshoe Canyon has artwork dating back to the Late Archaic period 1,500 to 4,000 years ago, and you can see recovered artifacts dating back as far as 9,000 B.C, when the place was still teeming with mammoths and giant bison.

18. Provo has the highest level of well-being in the US.

Of 189 cities and metropolitan areas, the Provo-Orem area has topped the Gallup-Healthways list for the second time in six years.

19. You can drive six miles into the middle of a gigantic lake and see herds of free-range bison.

Antelope Island is 27,000 acres of the exact opposite of what you were looking at before you got on the island: no buildings, no cars, no suburbs. Just nature—a billion kinds of birds, mountains reflecting in the lake, bighorn sheep, mule deer, 360-degree views, and pronghorn antelope. March and April offers opportunities to catch a glimpse of bald eagles and bison babies. And there are 21 miles of trails to mountain bike.

20. Utah is eliminating homelessness.

Almost 10 years ago, Utah set in motion policies with the goal of ending long-term homelessness by 2015. Since then they’ve managed to reduce it by 74% by, essentially, giving homes to people without homes. Sounds ludicrous, right? It was a decision based on sound logic — the policymakers realized it’s cheaper to provide a home and a social worker to someone than to pay for their emergency room visits and jail stays.

21. Utahns are the most generous people in the country.

Out of all 50 states, people from Utah give the most of their time and money, according to a recently published Gallup poll. Of those asked during the second half of 2013, 71% had donated money and 56% had volunteered their time (48% did both). And this is in the US, the most “civically engaged” country in the world, with 65% of those asked having donated money, 43% having volunteered, and 73% having helped a stranger.

22. And the sense of community is unrivaled.

Where else will a neighbor bring by a casserole dish stuffed with rich and gooey homemade funeral potatoes when your grandmother dies? Where else can you live a decent driving (and possibly walking) distance from some of the best hiking, climbing, boating, skiing, boarding, riding, rafting, camping, biking, and running available in world-renowned national parks? Where else do you read a billboard or a monument that says, “This is the place,” and catch yourself feeling lucky?

Wednesday, March 25, 2015

18 Things to See and Do Around Temple Square

Deseret News archives

Temple Square is undoubtedly one of, if not the most visited site in Utah. In 2009, Forbes ranked Temple Square the 16th most visited site in the United States, with 5 million annual visitors.

So while you are there, what else can you do/see? Well, Deseret News has a list of 18 must-see attractions.

18. Christus statue

The 11-foot statue of Jesus Christ is located at the top of the rotunda in the North Visitors' Center. 

17. View from the Church Office Building
Visitors can take in a view of the Salt Lake Valley and the Wasatch Mountains from the 26th floor of the LDS Church Office Building. 

16. The roof of the Conference Center is home to a garden, which was featured in the October 2006 issue of Landscape Architecture magazine. 

Native flowers, grasses and trees can be found throughout the grounds. 

Tours of the roof are free.

15. Family Discovery Center
The newly opened Family Discovery Center, located on the main floor of the Joseph Smith Memorial Building, offers visitors an immersive experience into their own family history.

14. Salt Lake Temple
The granite structure took more than 40 years to build. The cornerstones were laid on April 6, 1853, and President Wilford Woodruff dedicated the building on April 6, 1893. 

13. Joseph Smith Memorial Building observation deck
To view the Salt Lake Temple from another angle, visit the 10th floor of the Joseph Smith Memorial Building.

12. President Brigham Young's burial site
The burial site of Brigham Young, a former LDS prophet, and Eliza R. Snow, a former Relief Society president, is located just one block from Temple Square at 140 E. First Ave. 


11. Mormon Tabernacle Choir
Catch a performance by the world-renowned Mormon Tabernacle Choir.

The choir can be seen Sunday mornings during the live broadcast of "Music and the Spoken Word" at 9:30 a.m. in the Tabernacle or during the choir's weekly Thursday night rehearsals at 7:30 p.m., which are open to the public.

10. Tabernacle tour and daily organ performances
The Tabernacle, built in 1875, is home to an 11,623-pipe organ and features an auditorium that is "so acoustically sensitive that a pin dropped at the pulpit can be clearly heard at the back of the hall, 170 feet away."

9. Model of Salt Lake Temple
An 88-inch, near-identical replica of the Salt Lake Temple can be seen in the South Visitors' Center on Temple Square. 

8. Base and Meridian
On the southeast corner of Temple Square is a small statuette called the Base and Meridian, which was installed in 1855 and is the point from which all Salt Lake City streets were named and numbered. 

The grid system for the Salt Lake Valley originates from this location, where the coordinates are 0 East, 0 West, 0 North, and 0 South.

7. President Brigham Young's 1850s home
Brigham Young's former home, built in 1854, is now known as the Beehive House. It is located just south of the Church Office Building on 67 E. South Temple. 

6. First-edition Book of Mormon, page of original manuscript
At the Church History Library, visitors can view the "Foundations of Faith" exhibit, which includes a first-edition copy of the Book of Mormon, a page from the original manuscript of the Book of Mormon, Joseph Smith's journal, a letter from Liberty Jail and many other documents.

5. Arnold Friberg's Book of Mormon paintings
The Conference Center not only houses a 21,000-seat auditorium, a 7,667-pipe organ and a 900-seat theater, but it is also home to 12 of Arnold Friberg's large-scale Book of Mormon paintings. 

4. Original Minerva Teichert paintings
The Relief Society Building opened in 1956 and is the headquarters for the General Relief Society Presidency, General Young Women Presidency and the General Primary Presidency.

The building houses six original paintings by Minerva Teichert, including "Christ in a Red Robe," "Pioneer Arriving," "Look to Your Children," "Betty and the Seagulls," "Return of Captive Israel" and "Handcart Pioneers." 

3. Christ's life through paintings
The North Visitors' Center houses 12 paintings that depict Jesus Christ's life. 

The paintings include pieces by Carl Heinrich Bloch, reproductions of Harry Anderson's work by Grant Romney Clawson and an original piece by Clawson. 

2. Legacy Theater showing "Meet the Mormons"
The Legacy Theater, located in the Joseph Smith Memorial Building, seats 500 and is showing "Meet the Mormons," the LDS Church's feature-length documentary. 

1. The Lion House Pantry
The Lion House Pantry is known for its homemade rolls. It is best to visit the pantry before 1 p.m., as the rolls sell out quickly. 

Via The Deseret News

Friday, March 20, 2015

All About Fry Sauce - Best Fry Sauce in Utah

Those outside of the state of Utah may be unfamiliar with the Utah staple, "fry sauce." Fry sauce is made many different ways, but usually consists of some combination of ketchup and mayonnaise. It is obviously used for dipping french fries, but is also used on burgers and sandwiches, as well as for dipping other fried foods.


From Wikipedia: Fry sauce is a regional condiment served with French fries. It is usually a simple combination of one part ketchup and two parts mayonnaise. When spices and other flavorings are added, it is similar to—but thicker and smoother than—traditional Russian dressing and Thousand Island dressing. In the United States, fry sauce is commonly found in restaurants in Utah and Idaho.

Some places add BBQ sauce instead of ketchup. Some add buttermilk dressing instead of mayonnaise. Some stick with ketchup and mayonnaise, but add secret ingredients like pickle relish, salsa, honey or secret spice

For those of you outside of Utah that would like to make their own fry sauce, here is a recipe I like.

1/4 cup mayonnaise
2 tablespoons ketchup
1 teaspoon vinegar
1/2 teaspoon ground black pepper
1/2 teaspoon season salt

For those of you in Utah, looking for the best fry sauce, here are my recommendations for best fry sauce in Utah:

5. Hire's Big H
Classic Utah institution, classic Utah fry sauce. You can buy some sauce by following the above link.

4. Greek Souvlaki
They use some secret spices to add a spicy kick to their sauce. Sooo good.

3. Training Table
They use hickory sauce rather than ketchup. Nice and smokey.

2. Crown Burger 
They add relish to their sauce, top notch stuff.


1. Arctic Circle
Their sauce is nice and tangy, I think it's the addition of lemon juice. I could drink this stuff by the bucket. They also claim to be the inventor of the stuff. You can buy some sauce by following the above link.








Honorable Mentions:

The Philadelphian

Ab's Drive In

Lucky 13

Moochie's Meatballs and More

Thursday, March 19, 2015

Best Cheesesteaks in Salt Lake

Men love sandwiches. I am a man. I love sandwiches. 

One of my favorites is the Philly Cheesesteak. Can you get a decent cheesesteak in the intermountain west? Yes sir, yes you can.

Here are my top three cheesesteak choices in the Salt Lake Valley.


These guys are really authentic. A little pricey I feel, but worth it. The one knock I have on these guys is, no fries. For some reason, it just isn't as enjoyable without some greasy potato slivers.

A DP (stands for “Downtown Philly”) cheesesteak is on par—and I’m not blowing steak smoke here—with the best The City of Brotherly Love has to offer. In fact, I think a DP Cheesesteak is actually better than Geno’s, and more meaty than Pat’s, where they seem to be skimping on the steak lately. If you’ve ever had a Jim’s cheesesteak from Philly’s South Street and loved it, then you’re also gonna love DP’s. - By Ted Scheffler , For Salt Lake City Weekly


This place is great, I have been here a few times. Nice, clean, hip atmosphere. Young staff, but friendly. Great, piping hot cheesesteaks. They don't skimp on the amount or quality of the food. Their fry sauce is pretty great as well.

MOOCHIE’s Meatballs and More was born in September 2003, serving fresh homemade Italian food and the best Philly Cheesesteaks and meatball sandwiches in Utah. Where did the name “Moochie’s” come from? It’s a nickname Joanna got from her dad that comes from an Italian word we can’t figure out how to spell.



So you have heard of a dive, or a hole in the wall. Well, The Philapelphian takes that to the next level. This place is likely to give you tetanus, or lime disease, but the food is worth it! There is a reason there is always a line out the door. The Philadelphian Steak is only $5.50. It has steak with sauteed mushrooms and onions, smothered with Provolone cheese. Their fries are awesome, as is their fry sauce.

This reviewer puts it well:

I love their Cheese Steak sandwiches and fried mushrooms. These portions are huge and you get your money's worth. The place looks dirty, but it's my kind of hole in the wall. Service is a bit slow, but that's to be expected when they are busy as they usually are.