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Wednesday, April 8, 2015

10 Things Only Utahns Have to Deal With

1. Polygamy Jokes

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It never gets old, until it's been 125 years since the practice was renounced. Then it's officially old. 

2. Bipolar Weather

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Just when you thought it was safe to wear shorts: BOOM. Three inches of snow. 

3. MLM Schemes

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Find me a person who hasn't been approached about being part of a new multi-level marketing scheme and I'll show you a NEW LEAD! 

4. Spelling Completely Common Names

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"That's Pmichelle. With a silent 'p'" 

5. Missionary Homecomings

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It's all hugs and kisses until they're blocking the luggage carousel at SLC International. 

6. Tailgaters

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According to Utah’s Department of Public Safety, rear-end collisions are the most common automotive accident in Utah. A little space, Beehive State? 

7. No Shopping on Sundays

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Hungry on Sunday? Hope you like Maverick hot dogs, because that's basically all that's open. 

8. Pioneer Everything

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Sure, pioneers settled Utah, but when you moved here last year, you probably don't care. 

9. City Name-Butchering

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That's not how you say Tooele. And that's DEFINITELY not how you say Duchesne. 

10. General Conference Traffic

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Mormons: The only people who listen to eight hours of sermons on being Christlike and then cut you off on their way home.